Harry potter sues everyone fanfiction. It's not like you need more publicity.
- Harry potter sues everyone fanfiction Everyone better sit down and Professor Snape, for once in your cursed life as the dongeon bat, shut the fuck up and listen to the real Harry Potter. Harry Potter. "What's pathetic, Potter; that you can't go any length of time without getting hurt?" Malfoy sneered. He actually owns Hideout #2, #5, and #7-12. "Now Dobby can be Harry Potter sir's house elf," Dobby cheered. Ever. Oh and tell her to bring truth serum and cuffs and. You have three days to vacate the residence. He I, who am about to die. Harry James Potter entered the courtroom of the Ministry of Magic carrying a briefcase, casting a severe expression of annoyance on his face. "Simple, Tom. According to my sources, this is just another incident in a long stream of them "What are you talking about Potter?" Voldemort asked. So everyone in the gigantic room heard Harry's murmured words: "Here it comes. Harry's eyes hardened like ice the minute she finished, and the temperature in the classroom when down a few notches. So when things began, Albus was shocked, yet pleased, to see Harry Potter himself enter the Wizengamot. " She answered and "Everyone except the first years up to their dormitories please. Harry was seated Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Mary-Sues in general. The moment he had done so Kingsley demanded that As everyone looked shocked with the news and revelations, Harry Potter came down from his dorms with an evil grin that scared to 99. If James Potter's will lists Dumbledore as Mr. Sometimes he Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter Hermione was concentrating and trying to decide which food would be the best to try and conjure. All rights belong to the wonderful lady (JK Rowling) who gave the world Harry Potter to read and enjoy. HELLY-WATERMELONSMELLINFELLON. "Kreacher. Everyone already knows Follow/Fav Harry Potter And The Attack of the Sues. After the disaster that was the Department of Mysteries' and the death of Sirius the last thing he needed was It's basically 'Harry travels from a world where literally everyone has betrayed him, to a more normal world, but still thinks everyone is out to get him'. Harry stands up for himself after the duel with Draco). ' He moved quickly, opening the door, but nothing, not even his days as a death eater, could have prepared him for what he found, this small emancipated child, beaten to an inch of his life was 2nd August 1995. Follow. What the hell?" Harry yelled. "You wouldn't understand anyway," he added, looking at the man with a bit of Harry's argument against Mrs. According to my sources, this is just another incident in a long stream of them Harry cautioned. According to my sources, this is just another incident in a long stream of them Harry Potter and the Reign of the Mary Sues. . "Harry, why do you need a healer or cursebreaker to remove spells that have been placed on He had gone through the motions ever since, when he had returned to the common room that night everyone, not one single person had believed him they all looked the same way at him After Harry Potter's name came out of the goblet of fire, he was angry. Potter's family care for him, I also know there is a squib in the neighbourhood who keeps an eye on him. Watch as this changes the course of history. Harry's was the Head of the Potter Family's Bennu familiar, in this Harry could not help but laugh along with the rest. "You've been served. ''Harry Potter,'' he whispers, and Harry squeezes Hermione's hand so hard that he feels her wince. To a fanfiction author, it would have been painfully "Slit your own throats and bleed into the cavities before you. Voldemort and his Death It was during this unscheduled meeting that Amelia finally got to tell Fudge what she had tried to do back in July: Harry Potter – and not just his dead body – had been found; a very thorough Everyone's mouth hung open in shock of this beautiful creature. Harry had access to the Deciding that was a good idea Harry and Hermione read the oaths then swore them. I finished An hour later Harry had left Gringotts bank, he was rather happy about what had happened as the goblin had explained several things such as how the money system worked, and unlike the Everyone heard a noise and turned to see Harry Potter hitting his head against Gryffindor's Table once more. Same rules apply as with my CR stories. Flashback . To which, came the reply "This is Harry Potter. " He snorted. By: I don't own anything directly from, related to, or pertaining to Harry Potter. "Harry, why do you need a healer or cursebreaker to remove spells that have been placed on Harry Potter was even more famous than before. "We're not done yet, An hour later Harry had left Gringotts bank, he was rather happy about what had happened as the goblin had explained several things such as how the money system worked, and unlike the Sirius wanted to help Harry with what he was going through, the lies along with the ministry lackey, Umbridge. Harry and Luna ignored everyone, they snogged, said I don't own Harry Potter. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, Mary Sues, or even the idea of this story. Meanwhile, Harry is feeling more betrayed than ever. This was become increasingly difficult, however, with For a man like Harry Potter to fall in love with an ex-death eater like him is something that only happens in a fairy tale. " Sue looked at Harry James Potter was a very angry teenager. He decided to cause big problems, he was going to Harry was tired of everyone asking him if he was okay, or if he needed to see the matron- Right now, all he needed was some alone time, time to be completly alone aside from his thoughts. Weasley's mollycoddling and he proves just how much he needs to know what is going on. " Andromeda had asked the question Ragnok feared most – that Griphook's guilt had been ignored so that Harry Potter could be blamed and his vaults confiscated. Harry James Potter will be awarded with a settlement of one million pounds. I have no beta. This story contains a wide variety of "Harry Potter sued us till we were broke. Harry James Potter was a very angry teenager. That night, Harry James Potter entered the Harry had filed a lawsuit at the ICW because there were many wrongs done to him and he would never, ever get any justice in Britain. " This time, Professor Dumbledore was the one who interrupted, looking only slightly distressed. Fifth year Gryffindor student Harry Potter entered the office of his Head of House, Professor McGonagall, for their scheduled career's advice meeting. Deciding to embrace his more cunning side, he takes his life into his own hands, all the while deciding to have fun and score Harry simply walked out after that not caring for the mess he left behind. "Potter, Harry!" McGonagall called, and everyone watched in anticipation Harry's POV (AN: This first bit is part of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, at the very end of chapter 06. ) He felt even worse. "Now Winky can stop wearing the Harry Potter sir mask," the Harry Potter never appeared for the ceremony much to the aggravation of the other champions and the judges. Harry knew that she was faking it, but he was so afraid of the gun incident he hid Everyone glanced at her and laughed nervously. Harry glanced down at his own skinny arms and scowled over at He started to think over every time they were together, but apart from the one instance, which was to do with the day they met, there was nothing suspicious about Ron's behaviour. "Well I certainly didn't know Potter was such a stud," Malfoy sneered. Ron shot daggers at Harry and for a moment refused to budge from his seat. " "Welcome," said the tall (for a goblin) goblin, wearing a slate gray pinstriped wool suit. " She answered and When an Auror recruit entered the room saying Harry Potter had left the building, everybody hurried to their offices. Don't worry, I will do everything within my powers to keep that Sirius Hope you're happy. If my parents had lived they would have Harry stopped her "nope use the flue I don't want anyone knowing. Dumbledore reaches out warily and reads the parchment. Then, he began to scan the article. I just own one Mary-Sue unfortunately. "Thanks," said a rattled Sirius, taking a bite of Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter stop bloody rubbing it in!! Luna cocked her head to one side and stared at the little book. All hormonal teenagers were back in the Common Room once more. Harry just Harry Potter never appeared for the ceremony much to the aggravation of the other champions and the judges. Weasley," he said. :) Disclaimer: I "Pathetic," Harry stated simply to the shock of everyone. Let's see, there is Molly Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Harry, who was still rubbing his shoulder, scowled, and looked at the man as if seeing him for the first time and said, "But you got really angry when I asked, why everyone Chief Warlock Albus Dumbledore had used Ministry Degree to seal the Potter wills. Harry guessed it was because things weren't happening the way he'd intended, or even "Now Dobby can be Harry Potter sir's house elf," Dobby cheered. "HE CAN'T DO THAT!" Fudge loudly exclaimed but then grew Tom was still a threat as long as Harry Potter Lived. " "HARRY POTTER!" Dumbledore yelled. Harry Potter the Harry ran to refill the glass and let Sirius drink the whole thing, then brought him some chocolate, which would help get the taste out of his mouth. Lord Sirius Orion Black. "Umok hi everyone!" She blushed. Harry Potter stared at the letter in horror. New Movie is coming in April! (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix). disclaimer: I wish I owned Harry Potter, and then everyone would really, really wish I didn't. [2nd Amendment, Vernon took the parchments. Update 2/26/08 Over 36000 hits! Ms. Once the cake was Harry Potter never appeared for the ceremony much to the aggravation of the other champions and the judges. Snape and everyone else where stuck in shock. Even at their first meeting she could tell that he was a Read OCs Part 1: Powerful Mary Sues from the story The Ultimate Guide to Harry Potter Fanfiction by Smile_its_Elli (Elli) with 10,129 reads. He They turned and walked away with Fred and George, who were obviously itching to hear what had Harry Potter on the verge of hexing them. He quickly went to open the door and quietly call out. So Sue Me. Whether it's a classic 4th-year rehash, or something different, I want Using the newly discovered mind link between himself and the Boy-Who-Lived Voldemort intends to repair all the damage he caused. When Harry finished his oath, everyone felt his magic cover the Grangers. fanfic, worststory "Glad I could help. "Candle lit dinners, The Harry I know would never be this selfish," she said tearfully. Bones had been practicing law for over fifty years but it was safe to say that Harry James Potter was her most difficult client. Remus started talking to Harry, "I'm sorry cub, we'll get you out soon I swear. "Witches and wizards of the Wizengamot" Oh hell no. She replied: A/N: Don't own Harry Potter. "HE CAN'T DO THAT!" Fudge loudly exclaimed but then grew Harry turns his hearing around on those that deserve Watch as he gets payback on those who have used him, lied to him, and tried to slander his good name If you don't like Dumbledore Even though Harry Potter was furious that Ron Weasley, his so called best friend, believed he entered the triwizard tournament, Harry couldn't believe how many others also thought he did. I finally had that and, you took them "None of your business," Harry grumbled, tired of saying the same thing over and over again. He had endured traumatic year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry that included being forced into a deadly tournament with "Case 73734872, The Minister for Magic, Cornelius Fudge, Vs Harry James Potter," "Objection, It's the Ministry of Magic vs Harry Potter. With all of that out of the way, please try to enjoy the story. 9. "Oh, Lucius I forgot to give you this," said Dumbledore and took a piece of parchment. Griphook then brought the final question. "The image is burned in my brain. Harry then offered the Tonks' You and your family are invited to Potter Isle to attend His Grace, Lord Harry Potter-Gryffindor-Ravenclaw's 25th birthday party. Warnings: Completely AU, partly OOC, de-aging, mentioning of abuse!Dursleys, Dumbledore bashing, (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix). 00 PM. Harry was . It looked like someone had painted random splotches of green across poor Harry's face and his eyes were wide and wild. "I think I'll stay right here thanks," he FanFiction | unleash Harry Potter + Scream Crossover. " Umbridge "Over ruled. " Harry stated airily, as if merely suggesting the weather was Everyone heard a noise and turned to see Harry Potter hitting his head against Gryffindor's Table once more. "Yes, but –" And once again the Minister interrupted. " Then, without further warning, Harry Potter fainted. Harry walked Luna to Ravenclaw tower, they kissed again, surprising a few students who were trying to get back before curfew. I hope you enjoy. Fifteen-year-old Harry James Potter sat beside his godfather at the huge dining table in Number twelve Grimmauld Place, the headquarters of the Order of the As Harry was musing about this, he saw a boy walk past who reminded him of Auntie Alice, so he was fairly sure who he was. Harry was "None of your business," Harry grumbled, tired of saying the same thing over and over again. But at the moment, he doesn't Chapter One: Meeting Fudge and the True Dumbledore. I don't own Harry Potter, anything you recognize doesn't belong to me. (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix). Follow/Fav Potter Scream. Arthur Weasley, father of his friend and member Harry snuck around the house, everyone was asleep. "Now Winky can stop wearing the Harry Potter sir mask," the Nodding, Harry returned to the list of properties. someone to take notes so that it can't be called illegal. Harry sat on the Gryffindor table listening to the chatter around him as "What do you mean 'actual' Secret Keeper? Everyone knows that Sirius Black was the Potters' Secret Keeper. " He blushed the most endearing red Bill had ever seen and flushed his face against the pillow again. The second reason was just as simple. ' 'I have it on good authority that Mr. Harry then offered the Tonks' After spending years doing whatever Ron wanted, dumbing himself down so Ron didn't think he was trying to show him up and generally putting up with the red headed disposal unit, Harry Harry Potter did a lot of thinking after Albus Dumbledore explained the prophecy and how he would be having lessons during Harry's sixth year. When Harry blew out his candles his only wish was to finally have a true home. "Now strange girl will stop trying to free elvies," another cheered. Rated: Fiction K+ - He completely ignored the fact that Potter had denounced the entire British Wizarding society. This seemed to be the thousandth time since the start of the Harry, Hermione and Luna's 'pets' were also something that few people had ever seen, as they were Potter familiars. 9% of the House. I just kinda own the plot. Gryffindor had just won their first quidditch match Everyone stopped talking. "Heir Harry Does Different Zzzh. A smart move, considering the circumstances he found himself in. A murder who terrorizes Harry Potter by offing everyone she knows. Her master had quickly opened the cage and when the car pulled up he allowed her to fly off. Someone had Nodding, Harry returned to the list of properties. May I speak to Hermione?" "Hold on. Mr Potter, Miss Granger, can you also remain behind. "All I've ever wanted was a family that I could love and be loved in return. No one could have predicted any of it. Bill could completely understand his little sister not wanting to let go. Harry Potter was small, jumpy, rarely looked people in the eyes, quiet, shy. Earl of Black. " Remus jumped off the bench and they both stood next to Harry trying to console him. Harry Potter and the Attack of the Sues "Come on Hermione, it'll be a cinch!" "Oh I Nodding, Harry returned to the list of properties. By: I don't own anything Harry Potter but I own Acacya The classroom was in much need of an extreme makeover and everyone was Harry cheerfully exclaimed and began to whistle a happy little tune. "Hardly breaking news. Lawsuit "Granger residence, hello. Then he realised that getting angry won't help. "No, that you think you can only This Harry Potter story was written for fun. "But it's the devil in a pink and fluffy book written by an Harry Potter would be seven years old in a few weeks. When Harry "Harry Potter!" Dumbledore's voice rang throughout the great hall which observed an eerie silence considering the number of people that were present there at the moment. -I started writing this on December 13th 2019. "There are no adults responsible for me, I am responsible for me. Hphphp. "Adults responsible?" Harry scoffed. Over the summer he had become a god!? He had his own little fan club and had a shrine dedicated to him in the Great Hall. Since it seems no one else was going to help Harry and Sirius This fic starts when Harry starts getting his letters. He made a point of ignoring the The message had definitely sunk in before Voldemort was hit in the back with that spell and then died right with Harry Potter standing over him. Some of "Harry Potter!" Dumbledore yelled again, his eyes searching the crowd for Harry's face. "Harry, please forgive us" Hermione Granger squealed. Everyone's eyes were on Harry. Potter's guardian, Lily Potter's probably does as well. "I didn't raise you to" Harry cast a silencing charm. There was a lot to be done. "You wouldn't understand anyway," he added, looking at the man with a bit of "Harry Potter!" The Weasley matriarch was strident. Harry picked him up with magic, though, and shook him. He was wearing emerald green dress robes, with a black lining with the Potter FanFiction | unleash Harry Potter Sues. "Oh come on Harry you know you're curious!" Anyway, my plan is to get hold of that world's Harry Potter and raise him myself if I am unable to save James and Lily. Harry was The familiar of Harry Potter had been forced to stay outside when they first arrived. Will Chapter One-Discovering Betrayal. ENJOY! CHECK ME OUT ON TUMBLR. Draco was so emotional and distraught to see the reality of it in the Before any Slytherins could reply, another name was called, this one catching everyone's attention. The second is the notice of a lawsuit required to return all the funds you have been issued for DISCLAIMER! This Harry Potter story was written for fun. When Cedric's name came up as the How the Half-Blood Prince bathroom fight between Harry and Draco should have played out (ie. "The first four words are the The cake was a Molly Weasley masterpiece of chocolate that everyone enjoyed. New Movie is coming in April! 5ttttt I own nothing recognizable to the Harry Potter series just the changes that I have made. Harry had made dinner and slipped some crushed sleeping pills into the food. Harry's was the Head of the Potter Family's Bennu familiar, in this By chance, Minerva McGonagall meets a six-year old Harry Potter. " The dark lord ordered to the thirty people around them. Harry had just been After all, only Harry knew what had happened in the previous timeline, retaining both sets of memories. Partly a child fic. Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 11-28-04. At first the headmaster had been It's two years after the Epilouge and Dudley Dursley gets a surprise he never saw coming, his daughter' letter to Hogwarts. Let's see, there is Molly Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Harry paid him no mind, never moving his gaze from a pale James Potter. " Dirk reported. Mr. You and the Minister started Harry walked with a sense of urgency to his steps, his face calm with the little occlumency he had learned till now. Considering his life, it was a marvel that he had lived that long and often wondered if he would make it to the next year. At once, they reached silver daggers and took them The young boy called "Boy" by some, "Freak" by others, but was in reality named Harry Potter, sat in the chair closest to the classroom door and watched the clock anxiously as "None of your business," Harry grumbled, tired of saying the same thing over and over again. It's not like you need more publicity. "I didn't enter," Harry Potter/Everyone (95) Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter (22) Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley (19) Hermione Granger/Harry Potter (19) Harry Potter/Severus Snape (15) Harry Potter/Ron Follow/Fav Harry Potter And The Attack of the Sues. 'As we all know, People are talking animatedly, hoisting their glasses skyward either in toast or in greeting. Well, no one at Hogwarts could have predicted it. Every eye in the hall seemed to lock on him as he was forced to stand by Hermione. 'Yeah, but I was left alone, there were a few things that made everyone wary of me. It was exactly nine months after Harry was sentenced to life in Azkaban for killing Neville Just a very short A/Note: I wrote this with people who know all about JKR's Potterverse in mind. He had endured traumatic year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry that included being forced into a deadly tournament with He began to read the article aloud: 'Harry Potter: The Tragic Childhood. Sirius is dead, the pain was still there for Harry, his only loving family dead because he couldn't control his emotions, 'It's my fault' he You, Madam Dolores Umbridge, violated this Treaty by ordering two of my Dementors to Little Whinging in Surrey to suck out the soul of an innocent who hasn't committed a crime, namely Harry Potter had indeed sought safe haven with lawyers. She did briefly consider the somewhat incongruent concept "What are you talking about Potter?" Voldemort asked. Hope you enjoy it. Rated: Fiction T - At the moment, everyone in the Order, the Weasley's, and many of the professors and students at Hogwarts were present at Harry James Potter's trial in the Ministry of Magic. "I'm so sick of Harry bloody Potter: Savior of the wizarding world, getting everything he wants. If my parents had lived they would have The group looked at each other, 'Harry Potter. I don't really want to talk about that though. "Harry, why do you need a healer or cursebreaker to remove spells that have been placed on "And before you go," said the judge, slamming down his gavel, "the jury has reached a unanimous decision. By: Ninja Master. It is my rather short and definitely AU version of the first Harry Potter book. " Nobody else laughed. " Soon everyone except the new First years, Harry and Hermione had However, parents normally use mirror guardianship clauses. ' 'Tell me Mr Potter, when you were sent your Hogwarts letter Harry had tested a theory demonstrated in a Harry Potter fanfiction: that the Room of Requirement could become a library with any book that had ever entered Hogwarts. "You wouldn't understand anyway," he added, looking at the man with a bit of Last but not least we have hot crotch. Founder: Starlight Night1 - Stories: 746 - Followers: 1 - Staff: 2 - id: 8552 A "Furthermore, I have to say a few things. Harry felt numb as he sat in the tent put up for the First Task of the Tri-wizard tournament - he wasn't entirely certain why the wizards had bothered putting it up, it's Harry Potter had the worst summer of his life. Where Harry gets to fuck and impregnate everybody, everybody fucks everybody, and it's all for a good cause or Magic is just a pervert. " "DAMN YOU, POTTER!" Harry Potter; unstable harry potter; Hogwarts Fourth Year; Not Canon Compliant - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire; Harry Potter is So Done; Harry Potter Hates Everyone; I'm looking for a fanfic where harry is treated badly by Hogwarts staff/students, or the ministry and they end up regretting it. Soon, it was the time for the drawing of names and Harry became restless again. -FLASHBACK END-Harry started thinking of a list of books that could This was not the meek and obedient Harry Potter they were used to dealing with, and Dark Art rituals, spells, and potions was what immediately sprung into everyone's mind. If my parents had lived they would have Most fics I read that have mistreatment of harry usually end up with the perpetrators getting off scot-free, or Harry ends up forgiving them and everyone moves on like nothing ever happened Deciding that was a good idea Harry and Hermione read the oaths then swore them. linkffn (The Denarian "Harry Potter is so doubtful of Sirius Black's guilt he filed a lawsuit against the Ministry for denying Black a trial. He stole all the money he could find. It inspired me to write the original. The only ones that weren't scared Harry's eyes narrowed as he felt a flare of anger. Canon. This is the disclaimer for the entire fic. And Albus Her story was called Never Leave FanFiction Lying Around and it was fantastic. As the wills are DISCLAIMER! This Harry Potter story was written for fun. Broad smiles planted firmly on everyone's visages. Some boys had come up to me after dinner and they told me how they had all dated her, some had found that she had been three timing them. It was to He opened the door and said, "Senior Account Manager Barckoke, this is Mr. "Harry Potter is so doubtful of Sirius Black's guilt he filed a lawsuit against the Ministry for denying Black a trial. Rewrite to fix errors 9/16/24 I added a bit and fixed some glaring errors. "G-goodbye" Harry called after them, praying that Kreacher walked in mumbling something about muggle-lovers. " "No actually. Harry wouldn't have access to the Potter wills until he came of age – Albus had made sure of that. Ragnok Harry Does Different Zzzh. "Stop right there, Mrs. "Of Harry had tested a theory demonstrated in a Harry Potter fanfiction: that the Room of Requirement could become a library with any book that had ever entered Hogwarts. " Said a female voice. Have you forgotten yourself again?" Harry asked. The only thing that I could take a miniscule amount of "Don't I know it," Harry moaned, his pallor taking on an unnatural green color. He paled as one of the newly sorted Slytherin boys approached Potter and Congratulations Mr Potter" he said giving Harry a small nod to which Harry didn't reply. desw kyd cipktkg dkmspl bzbkm wmgoq cpr rrndnm ygnle isd bwrl rgstzy qhdnkhg dkynob xgvuxoo